I want my good friend ''the capt.'' to know that i have assembled a team to go in and rescue your family from certain caricature in the near future , but as you can see my funding is under my expenditures are over . But rest assured we are on the task and will not rest until after dinner, we are committed to the positive ending of this atrocity and wish the entire family our hopes of a positive conclusion
Dan, that reminds me of a book I read called The Micronauts. It's about the same old thing, overpopulation and a dwindling food supply. These scientists try an experiment where they shrink down a team to just 2 inches tall. Figured that would eliminate starvation. They have this whole crazy adventure all in the space of a big backyard garden area. All kinds of scientific reasons this wouldn't work but still fun to imagine a full grown man running from a mosquito cause he'd lose too much blood and pass out. They didn't have a miniature 4-wheeler though, that would have come in handy. Especially when the bees came.
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ReplyDeleteA REPORT FROM THE FAMILY:
ReplyDeleteWe have escaped the evil hordes of Montana and Idaho. We are now in Washington and are making a mad dash for the Pacific coast!
I hope I can make it across the boarder.
I hope I can find my friend and shake his hand.
I hope the Pacific is as blue as in my dreams.
I hope.